Saturday, June 30, 2007

"Donnie! You're Out of Your Element!"




If you're going to send up the Southern California hard-boiled mystery--do it right. Send it WAY up.

"Darkness warshed over the Dude--darker than a black steer's too-kiss on a moonless prairie night."

"I'm a brother shamus!"
"A brother shamus? Like an Irish monk?"


P. S. I just noticed on this rewatching that "Nihilist Woman" is played by Aimee Mann.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Ain't No Caine on the Brazos

To get the taste of the last blog post's subject out of my mouth, I decided to watch the HD-DVD version of Batman Begins. I forgot, or more accurately relearned, that video and aural bells and whistles ("mixed metaphor there, doc") cannot strengthen a meandering script--in the case of this film, who's the real villain. I liked the actors, but the action was too choppy and disjointed, so I spent my time trying to figure out which portions of Chicago* were real, and which portions the product of CGI. (Lower Wacker Drive--again!?)

Michael Caine's effortlessly polished performance as Alfred, the butler ("Nevv-ah!"), though, led me to pop in a movie I had been meaning to watch, Get Carter (NOT the abominable remake with Sylvester Stallone). In the original 1971 production, Caine plays a London gangster who journeys north to Newcastle to investigate the death of his brother. My ulterior motive for watching this was the portrayal of a Newcastle gangster chief by John Osborne--his only appearance, as far as I know, in films.

Well, Osborne's performance was languidly reptilian and Newcastle's industrial grunge pictorially fascinating (was that why they picked Seattle for the remake?). But the movie as a whole was unsatisfying, maybe because it was too knowing. On the train ride north, Carter is reading Raymond Chandler's Farewell, My Lovely--the title is shown twice, in case you miss it. OK, nice in-joke--except a spiv like Carter would read Mickey Spillane if anything--not Chandler's simile-sodden prose and period wisecracks. And the plot itself, while suitably quest-like (and it's Chandler who names a character Orfamay Quest, and in FML, Mrs. Grayle), just gets too numbing. And director Mike Hodges overuses telephoto shots--why use that lens in an over-the-shoulder shot when the blur of the person in front obscures the face of the speaker?

But one moment of pure movie acting made my viewing worthwhile. After bedding a northern gangster's girlfriend, Carter turns on a 16mm porn movie for some entertainment. As the movie goes on, Carter realizes the identity of one of the participants, and the way that Caine shows that dawning revelation, both cognitively and emotionally, is masterful. In that moment of pure film, I "got" Carter.


*It's ironic that here they use Chicago as a model for Gotham City, because in the comics Gotham City was modeled on New York, and Metropolis on Chicago. Smallville was in Illinois.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Four-letter Word that Begins with "C" and Ends with "P"



This was supposed to be a light-hearted, witty romp through the wreckage of Queen of Outer Space, a 1958 science-fiction movie starring, as you can see, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Eric Fleming. I would love to make jokes at the expense of those responsible, but the sad truth is that this movie is simply too bad to even be ridiculed.

At least two of those people should have known better. The idea was attributed to Ben Hecht, probably the greatest script-doctor in the history of Hollywood, and I wonder why he didn't cash the check and deep-six the credit. The script was by Charles Beaumont, generally an excellent writer for Rod Serling's Twilight Zone. However, director Edward Bernds was previously a director (and not a good one) for the Three Stooges and the Bowery Boys, and the crew (and cast) go down from there.

One thing I hadn't noticed the only time I saw this before was the obvious recycling of costumes and even the lettering of the opening credits from an excellent sf movie, Forbidden Planet.

Truly funny camp is only possible when all involved take themselves seriously, whether as participating in an original work or in an imitation. The moment the eye starts to wink or the tongue moves toward the cheek--camp becomes crap. Yet somehow I have the feeling La Gabor thought her talents could deodorize this ordure.

Excuse me--I have to join the editorial staff, who are still retching in the corner.

Lost in the Web of Words

One bit of seemingly at-first useful information I picked up during my recent blog-hopping was the existence of http://www.librarything.com/, a free service that would "catalog your books online." I started to play around with it, and then realized it was a kind of intellectual honey-trap, for me at least.

I would end up like a character in some weird combination of Borges's "Funes the Memorious" and "The Library of Babel": cataloging everything, trying to remember everything, while life seeped away . . .

Pol. What do you read, my lord?

Ham. Words, words, words.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

"Very Like a Whale"

My anxiety dream took a new form the other night:

1) I am in a Shakespeare play.

2) I cannot remember my lines.

3) I cannot find my lines in any copy of the play available.

4) The play is Hamlet and I am playing . . . Polonius.

Not even the Ghost? Or Claudius? I suppose it's better than an "attendant lord," but not much.

C'mon, subconscious--how about Falstaff?

P.S. "How about Andy Devine as Falstaff?"

Shudder.

"Equinox Flower"

I did not mean to give the impression in a previous post that I am inimically opposed to spectacular blockbuster motion pictures. I treasure those moments that only the wide screen and a large vision can give: the ship seeming to move on top of the dunes in Lawrence of Arabia, the star child looking at the Earth in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the lighting of the beacon fires in The Return of the King. The problem occurs when people think that such moments are all movies can (or should) give us, and the cinema's smaller pleasures and insights are forgotten.

I've mentioned Criterion Films a couple of times before in this blog, and I've just started to sample the third volume of their Eclipse Line of no-frills releases, The Late Ozu. I've seen several of these films before: I'd even subscribed to an Internet dvd rental place called Nicheflix to borrow copies of Ozu's films that had not been released here to play on my region-free dvd player.

The movie I chose was Ozu's first color film, Equinox Flower. Ozu was like Charlie Chaplin in that he did not take to technological advances like sound films easily, but once he did, he proved to be a master of them. The film's plot is simply told: a father eventually agrees go along with his daughter's decision to marry for love and not participate in an arranged marriage.


But what moments unfold on the way.

In general, Ozu's camera was locked low to the ground, particularly in interior scenes, at about waist-high for someone who would be seated in the traditional Japanese manner. His actors often look directly at the person they're talking to. Here's a still from Equinox Flower that illustrates this:



Also, Ozu always cuts between shots and scenes: no dissolves, fades, wipes, etc. This can make for some abrupt transitions at first, but viewers soon get used to them. More famous are what became known as Ozu's "pillow shots." These at first seem to be the equivalent of establishing shots: an exterior location that characters are approaching or will arrive at--like the heads at Mt. Rushmore in North by Northwest. But in Ozu they take on a spatial symbolism and a rhythmic importance: the angularity and straight lines of buildings; the curves and sinuosity of landscapes. Here's another example from the film:



The magic that occurs in an Ozu movie is when we realize the emotional importance in a scene that simply shows a woman walk quickly down a corridor in her house, turn abruptly around, and sit down. She is deliriously joyous, and if you told that to someone who had not seen what led up to that scene, she would think you were delirious. Similarly, the same character just gently drumming her fingers on a table to traditional Japanese music on a radio. She radiates happiness. This is the other magic of movies: that we can see into one another's souls for a time, and share in the events and emotions of ordinary lives.

What is even more wonderful is that Ozu so effortlessly communicates all this across cultures. I'm not all that familiar with Japanese culture, but I understand these characters. fully, deeply, even madly. I love movies when they make the adrenaline flow and the jaw drop, but I also love those that make my heart and my eyes fill.

The Editorial Staff

Some of you must be wondering, "Who's that voice that keeps interjecting sarcastic comments in this blog?" Well, let me introduce you to the editorial staff:





Wynken, Blynken, and Sod(all).

Each entry (and comment in other blogs) undergoes a rigorous vetting procedure, as well as ruthless line-by-line editing, in which each comma and adjective must be justified. They are, on the whole, stringent but fair--except for Sod(all), the bear, who is an alter ego of sorts, and has a wicked tongue.

"You great baby! Now they're going to realize you like stuffed animals!"

"Sod off."


Note: Actually, this is my attempt to place the obligatory cute animal pic in my blog, since, try as I may, I can't get our female pit-bull to look cute (she has a sweet disposition, though).

Note to above Note: My comment about "obligatory cute animal pics" was inspired by several random journeys through the Blogosphere using the "Next Blog" link at the top of the page. Each trip was unspeakably depressing, and the main thought rising out of the swamp of despair that they planted in my chest was that the cute pictures of pets, children, and woven thingamacrafts were probably the least harmful bloggotic use, among all the other inanities, cries for help, outpourings of psychotic hatred, spamulous crassness, and the expected but nonetheless melancholy prurient crotch-grabbings. Vanity Fair indeed!